There is a Superior White Man who calls me for service every night. I wear a dog collar and leash and crawls on my hands and knees before being fucked. I would be so humiliated if my family found out.
Sir, The Municpal Park has a mistress in charge of the boating lake. She hails the boaters to return when their allotted time is up. I understand that there are harsh penalties for those who fail to return immediately.