I’m not a porn star. I just play one on reddit. It’s a character I’ve chosen to portray - but if YOU choose to do porn it may be the last choice you ever get to make. (f) (it’s a Bryan Cranston reference)
Give a man a harpy egg and you feed him for a day; give a man a harpy girl and he'll scramble her eggs for a lifetime. (Monster Girl Farmer, a surprisingly wholesome text-based RPG. Play on any browser.) [OC]