Your daughter and her friends gave you the best presents for your birthday: their smooth, swollen pussies, waiting for your generous deposits of fresh baby batter
So, tomorrow I turn 30โฆ and Iโve never felt more alive. Iโve wasted my 20โs doing things โthe right wayโ. Thank you reddit for making me realize I have a naughty side๐๐๐๐ฅต๐& yes, I am bent overโฆ my favorite ๐๐