Don’t give me that look! I know a tomboy like you will crack any minute! You love feeling the tightness and the pressure of the ropes all along your lewd tomboy body!
To the Postmaster General, Im writing to you this very morning in praise of our new telegram boy. I find him to be the most dilligent and courteous fellow imaginable and I oft see him cycling up the drive whistling a cheery tune with a smile on his face.