Preparing the dates? When my wife has a date, it‘s my job to prepare everything. Cleaning our bedroom, changing the sheets, buying condoms… I love it 😍. When I‘m ready I leave the house. She always uses my side of our bed ☺️. How about other
Madames et Monsieurs, I have been censured over my last missive. I may have been hoodwinked by a charlatan offering images made by the Devil's own hand. To make amends I shall insist on only the finest mosaics from antiquity
