I got distracted taking mounds pics while watching the D. Wade documentary. I didn’t intend to include the tv but this one looks like he’s parting my legs so I had to post it.
After months of flirting with one of your old divorced coworkers, you finally told her to give you her number. Then you texted, "I'll bet you lunch you won't show me those delicious tits of yours in one of the break rooms." This was her response.