Upon presenting myself to the sun room for a fine breakfast, I discovered not one rasher of bacon upon the platter. It seems the cook's uniforms had not been returned from the laundry, and she did not wish to damage herself while cooking. She was able,
42 M fit married suburban dad who is straight af irl but Reddit makes me bi af LOL. Bored and horned af at work this morning. Hit me up with ASL for snap.
