I'm so stupid that I got caught by witch hunters, at least they didn't burn me at the stake, they took me to the tavern as a toy, I thought I could convince someone with my personal humility, and all people do is spit on me and beat me when my body is
I'm a realtor, and I was showing some homes and got super horny so decided to unwind and whip it you. Hopefully the neighbors don't mind. I know the 'Hello Fresh' delivery driver who saw me didn't mind ;) lol