I'm not happy about having to cancel my romantic date tonight with the waitress. The royal shoecleaner escaped and I can't be seen in public with dirty shoes
People often say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and I say that the most liberating thing about beauty is realizing that you are the beholder
You're staying at a family friends house over summer break and one day you're left alone with the dilf of the house and you accidentally walk into his home office and see him like this what do you do? [48]