LF Mono Source: "How can you call yourself a man with that small penis?!" "Well look whose talking Ms. flat chest!! So how can you call yourself a woman?!"
Sir, Having filled the cellar with wines,spirits & brandies, I find myself short on funds. Laundry seems excessively expensive, but a philanthropist like myself would never ask staff to pay for their clothing to be washed. Thus I devise an alternativ