“Ugh, that’s it? Seriously? I should’ve known you were a short dick bitch when you couldn’t even bench press the bar. This is what I get for giving a ‘nice guy’ a chance. Put your pants on and get out of here, Loser.”
You signed up for a dating service that pairs up humans with blind dates from fantasy races from the magic kingdom. You didn’t expect to see this at your face-to-face. [male POV] [goblin girl] [date] [shortstack with a lot of bite]