A warm welcome to all who have arrived in our little club from the "100 year old porn found in wall" pamphlet that is doing the rounds. My secretary is busy typing up membership cards for you all as we speak. Please make yourself comfortable, we have a
OMFG Iโve not had sex for over a month and they send me a really hunky taxi driver to take me from Heathrow to my house. I hope he caught me in the mirror unzipping my top so I could take this hehe