One day I pretended to be sick before school. I showed my mom my hard, throbbing morning wood, saying it was swollen with pain. I lied and said I couldn't touch it myself, and asked if she could help me feel better with her mouth. She sucked and slurped
Whenever I go for the lumberjack look, I always feel there’s no need to wear any underwear. Not sure how I made that link between lumberjacks and going commando.
