Not actually a tourist. I was walking from Penn Station to the PATH train. I live an hour and a half from the city. I’ve been there many times. Anyway, this was last week. That’s the Empire State Building in the background.
Sir, Lord Frottingham recently asked that I apply a scientific eye to the costumes for the Empire Games Ladies swimming team. I see it as a matter of aqua-dynamics, such that streamlining permits free-flow through the water. My design was rejected, altho