Sir, My good friend Lord Codlington did visit and urged me to join his club. I inquired what merits this new club might have over the one I currently frequent. Lord Codlington hands me an illustrated brochure, noting the popularity of the "games night"
Well, boobs as boobs. Huge and made for tittyfuck. But to get those tight shorts past my massive thighs and onto my mighty ass, I agonized for about 15 minutes. Heh