Once my ex-girlfriend said that I have a really girlie ass. Since then, I have continued to do squats and keep myself in shape. When she left me, I realized that my big ass brings me more pleasure and hiding it from men would be a crime 🍑
Sirs et Madames, I apologise most profusely for the recent appearance of promotional handbills for strumpetry that have been left scattered around our club by tawdry urchins. The staff responsible for granting entry to said urchins have been punished.