The act of worship is divine. Done well, you show your owner gratitude for all that he has done. It is the truest expression of appreciation. So learn to master the act of worship, and give thanks to your owner for taking the leash and blessing you with
Our company declared that all underperforming employees will be used as stress relief toys to be played with by the rest of the office... I thought they were joking but now here I am, I still have 7 hours to go and I don't know if I can take it!