Everybody likes to make the same old "play with my joystick" innuendo, but nobody even uses joysticks anymore! "Play with my analog stick" doesn't really have the same ring to it I guess. Anyway here's my dick.
Sit Down And Pay Attention, I’m Going To Show You How To Use Your Mouth To Please Him. Then We Will Move Onto Other Things. Don’t Move Unless We Tell You, I’m Sure You Don’t Want To Disappoint Us Right?