My boyfriend fucked me badly and that's why I kicked him out. Now I'm looking for a worthy lover. (Guys with small dicks DON'T WRITE TO ME) link in comments
This guy shows up at your IRL job and claims that he is a fellow human coworker that works here as an accountant, but nobody knows him. He's good at it so the boss leave him be. What do you do? (art by me @chickensnpies1 on twitter)