Sir, I did commission a local artist to produce a beautiful painting in the modern 'realism' style. I thought to hang it in the hall for guests to admire, but Lady B___ expresses displeasure and notes that it resembles Maid Elspeth. In haste I place it
We decided to REALLY test him out and made him undress me and then lube me up so he could just slide right in and start pounding the shit out of me in front of him... Poor guy! 😝🍑