The only thing worms like you deserve is to be completely abused. You’re here for my amusement. The privilege of even having me near you would be to overwhelming for you beta.
Sir, Having filled the cellar with wines,spirits & brandies, I find myself short on funds. Laundry seems excessively expensive, but a philanthropist like myself would never ask staff to pay for their clothing to be washed. Thus I devise an alternativ