Hey you! Yeah, you with a small peepee and a jerking off addiction. You should really stop jerking off to girls all day, its pathetic. And kind of sad. Instead find some purpose in life. Like being my obedient boy and begging me for tasks to complete. Me
I couldn't make it to my kids soccer practice tonight, so the coach graciously offered to swing by my house before his practice...garage quicky happened.
Yes, it had been a long party night. Yes, I was inattentive. Yes, I should have put some clothes on. And, yes! I made an impression on my dad's stamp-collecting friends at their weekly meeting in our living room!
