Egging and TP'ing houses on Halloween is bad for the environment and causes property damage. Kids these days pull a more principled prank on neighbors who don't give candy.
And they say that elfs had low sex drive. Maybe that's because you're only a half blooded? Anyways, let me TASTE more of you, girl... You wouldn't mind becoming my toy, don't ya? Not like I'm allowing you to choose anyways, hahaha!