[47] This past Summer, I had someone tell me what size bra I wore. Damn man, as I get older, hits keep on coming. Lol I can take it. I was that same knucklehead when I was younger.
On my way to a secret marriage by night, I rolled a 1 on stealth, and now I've been captured! What is to become of this sweet, kidnapped elven bride (mmmph! mmphh!!!): Will you rescue me? Or ravish me? Maybe my betrothed will save me!