I have a partner who loves a bush and refuses to accept that I am a porpoise 99% of the time which led to Me measuring My pubes with My micrometer. Then I realized this is probably the only thing that can measure your dick accurately with how small it is
So embarrassing 🙈M(23)… Got interrupted taking a cum vid with new sex toy & my hung neighbor yelled over the fence to help him carry stuff. Wtf what shall I do?