Wife has a rash and small bumps like blisters on her inner thigh. She's fighting the urge to start popping right now. Don't even know what it is though!
I got off the plane at 7 am this morning as I came back from my holiday, I went home to put on a sexy dress and I was at my coworking space, all excited to look slutty by 10.30. How would you have welcomed me if you were working next to me?