Sir, Gussie Herbert informs me of a modern Vaudeville act whereupon a lady is cut in half ! I have witnessed this performance but I fear that the illusion has yet to be perfected
Ngl I'm feeling huge tonight. I'm supposed to wear a pretty skinny shirt for a wedding tomorrow, I know I won't be able to hide it, I'll shock all my relatives 😬 But my gut keeps getting wider, I can't help it