Today maid Lottie did spill a whole bottle of ink down her tunic. She starts to cry, she cannot afford a new dress. "Does your dress, or lack thereof, affect or impede your ability to clean?" "No, sir". "Well then, I think we have a solution to your
So crazy story, I was just at the supermarket and swear someone was flirting with me in the sausage isle, did I miss my opportunity to offer my sausage? (M)