It is with great pleasure that I share this amazing artwork that a kind redditor made for me. It overwhelms me with joy to think that someone has chosen little old me to be their subject π₯². (Artist credit in comments)
Time travelling with her husband and friend into the Jurassic Period, the husband would be separated, leaving the wife and the friend alone, turning the friend into the provider and emboldening her to take the wife for herself, leaving the husband to com