My fiancé just told me her Bull is coming to town next weekend which is my birthday. And it’s the beginning of Locktober. It’s going to be a rough month for me
You know, I still think of that collection of silicone when I read this. You don't need a perfect lover when you have many to love. (Hug your collection and whisper in their ears[and other orifices] your sweet endearments)