"If you're pre-born, you're fine; if you're preschool, you're fucked" – George Carlin, on a form of hypocrisy that's particularly relevant this week (M)
You meet me on a date, I take you home and tell you I’m not wearing any underwear. I’m a bit shy because I’ve been teased about my hair before but I nervously agree to show you my bush. How do you react?