Don't leave unlocked logging equipment in the forest if you don't want my wife taking off her shirt, hopping up in the cab, and making "vroom-vroom" noises.
You crashed on my bed while I was working out. Before I wash off all the sweat, I can’t resist the chance to play a prank on my sleepy best bro for being lazy… hopefully you won’t remember me wiping my feet clean on your face! 😜