I think I'm coming down with something, but I'll still stay naked for you! A day off so I'll be lounging like this and playing video games once the chores are done.
Sir, As winter sets in, the fires do remain lit throughout the day and late into the night. I instruct staff to tend frequently to the fires. It is a dirty job, to which Maid Elspeth has a most enlightened solution. I do heartily encourage other maids to
