You can pretend she's looking into -one- of your eyes at least... maybe an eye and the opposite ear? Hey remember the 80's!? pretend she's mesmerized by your dangling silver feather earring!
You're not completely useless, loser beta. You can always be used as a bad example of a mutt who doesn't know his place. Now you Can Be Uselful By Sending. What're you Waiting For?
