I know, you always dreamed about giving me a bath, beta: washing my back, worshipping my feet... But... It's just your dreams. In reality, all that you can receive from me is some pixelated pics and my sadistic grin ;)
There was a big party happening in the neighborhood, a place where all the popular kids would be. Your little sister decided to be daring and try to talk to her crush. Since you got this message half an hour after she left, it probably didn't go as plan