The board of directors were about to start their meeting but your boss was missing. You texted him and got this in response. You went into the meeting room and relayed the message. They agreed and laughed knowingly amongst each other while shooting patro
To all the hypocrites watching porn and on reddit telling girls they deserve to be disowned, I'd say lick my ass but you'd probably get a creepy hard-on. Everyone else, happy [f]riday and I hope you all get laid as satisfyingly as my bf fucks me x