Your wife placed a pen between her tits to show her white friends how small and pathetic you are when titfucking her. She made a bet with them that they can do better with their BWCs.
This gorgeous brunette is the undisputed queen of this stretch of beach, which is very valuable real estate indeed. The shoreline is sheltered enough to avoid the largest breakers, making it an easy swim out to the kelp forest where she forages for kelp