[F] Remembering the time I asked for feedback to my boss, about my work performance and my potential and abilities to become an assistant professor and he told me I was "flamboyant" lol
Sir, My philanthropy is widely known, but today I felt I could go further. With immediate effect I have instigated a penny increase in all female staff wages. Staff merely have to work naked to receive this bonus. (Subject to Lady B___'s absence)