My roommate asked me for some laundry to fill up the wash maschine. I said sure, my dirty jeans. But I did not mention I have no undies. 😃 I love to stress him out with random situations with my cock in his eyes..
Maid Elsie tells me she wears a hat that she is unable to remove. "Can your other clothes be removed?" I ask. "Why yes sir", and she demonstrates. "But not your hat?" "No, sir." I suspect she has been at the Laudanum again.