I found a sex shop two blocks away from a used bookstore today, and the clerk clearly thought I was an innocent lamb who'd never felt a toy. Had some dirty thoughts about her, I'll probably be back to see her at some point π
When I'm sitting, all I need to do is lean forward slightly; and then suddenly, I'm masturbating. π My big clit is large enough now that I can rub it against the surface of my seat with very little effort. π€€ RIP my chairs π¦