When me 43 and my wife 31 go out day drinking I talk real dirty to here. She starts getting In the mood and I tell her to show off a bit. I love when truck drivers pass us.
There was a new guy at the office. We took him out clubbing. I told my girlfriend to meet us there. I pretended to be the new guy's wingman and helped him pick up my girl. She took him back to our home and now he is posting this on the work group chat