My bf told me that Reddit owns me now and that I am to be the pathetic little slut I [f] am who stands here blindfolded and naked, waiting for hundreds of strangers to give me my next command
My son had a laparoscopic surgery when he was an infant. Every now and then, 10 years later, the tiny scar fills up and gets a black head. Got this cute little thing out of it just now! (No children were harmed during the squeezing)