There was a new guy at the office. We took him out clubbing. I told my girlfriend to meet us there. I pretended to be the new guy's wingman and helped him pick up my girl. She took him back to our home and now he is posting this on the work group chat
(f) 31. Been posting too many pictures of my "good" features, aka, boobs (because who doesn't like compliments?), But here's me, back with my flabby stomach, hairy legs and pussy (and cold feet)
