Maid Elsie tells me she wears a hat that she is unable to remove. "Can your other clothes be removed?" I ask. "Why yes sir", and she demonstrates. "But not your hat?" "No, sir." I suspect she has been at the Laudanum again.
To be my personal secretary you are going to need to be able to take 7 inches whenever I demand. If you think this is big you should see the ones I keep in my desk
