you just caught trying to sneak into the villains lair. too bad the encasement trap snared you and turned you into a latex trophy piece. how unfortunate. (let me know if you'd like to rp a scene similar to this;) ))
Sir, Following an unfortunate encounter with spring and horsehair, Lady B___ instructs me to purchase a new chaise longue with immediate effect. I do take maid Ida to the showroom to assist. "It must not interfere with dress nor skin" I explain. Ida as