He told you before inserting his penis into your wife that your condoms aren't big enough. Your fault, now get underneath your wife to clean up all his spunk before it's too late!
Angourie Rice / Mackenzie Foy / Emily Alyn Lind / Reese Witherspoon - Limitless but just for one day / Urinal / BDSM toy / Marry (But you will never have sexual intercourse)