Will patrons of our fine club be on the lookout for the whereabouts of this blaggard. He calls himself a gentleman, but he is a mere greengrocer and he has been seducing my staff. A role that I should have exclusive rights to.
Pretty much everyone that knows us says that my wife is way out of my league. What do you all think of her? She’s 29 and a mom of 2. Of this post does well she’s allowing me to post nudes!