I sat down on my radiator with the intention of just tinkling down onto the towel I set on the floor. Instead, I exploded all over my bed and once I started, I didn’t want to stop 🤭
He did a great job running things for 10 years, but now it’s my turn. I’m gunna be the wife he’s secretly always wanted and I’m just getting started. I’m gunna make him regret giving me this key