My son had a laparoscopic surgery when he was an infant. Every now and then, 10 years later, the tiny scar fills up and gets a black head. Got this cute little thing out of it just now! (No children were harmed during the squeezing)
Sir, My philanthropy is widely known, but today I felt I could go further. With immediate effect I have instigated a penny increase in all female staff wages. Staff merely have to work naked to receive this bonus. (Subject to Lady B___'s absence)