What? You didn't know this was a lewd cospaly convention? Well you already signed up when you bought a ticket and agreed to the free use policy. so you still need to bend over hun! (mogiki hayami)
I found a sex shop two blocks away from a used bookstore today, and the clerk clearly thought I was an innocent lamb who'd never felt a toy. Had some dirty thoughts about her, I'll probably be back to see her at some point 👅